Had a right touch today! He asked me to cum over for a half hour booking to 'start', basically to check if i was a minger or not, and when i got there (3 hours late!) he was drunk as a skunk, couldnt speak proper, fallin over and talkin general drunk-bloke shit, doin my head in within 5 mins.

You know when someone is forceful without any menace or badness, but like, i need my space and id only just walked in and his arms were round me and he was tryin to put his tounge down my throat to my belly - eerrrrgh ( he actually poked his tounge out b4 his lips were near me if u can imagine what i mean, kinda this big tounge charging at me!! lol)

i laugh now but it was disgusting. Yeah, so he was tryin to 'gently' pull me towards him but i wernt havin none of it so because i wouldnt let myself be gently guided it became forceful on his part, so after only 5 mins i was shoutin at him. "do you mind not pullin me like that, im not a rag doll and your over crowdin me, can i have a drink please?" lol, maybe u had to be there!

Anyway, I managed to get my money off him, once safely tucked away in my bag i decided i 'Needed' a shower and i couldnt possible let him kiss me untill id cleaned my teeth could I ?!

I went and ran a bath, enjoyed a couple of spliffs, texted my mate, had a good long soak and a shave all over (2 much details?!), and bingo, plan worked... snoring like a baby when i came out!

So i woke him up and said i was leaving and he didnt want me to go so he gave me another £110 quid to stay.

Ok babe, ill stay, but i need to get changed again cos ive packed up to go home!

Bingo!! Couldnt beleive my luck! Not only was he asleep again, but when he woke up - i really was leaving this time, he said i could order a pizza for me and my friend who was picking me up!

So i feel bad now, cos he really was a nice guy, normally in that situation a guy would turn real funny, and start sneering at me sayin im takin the piss (not the point if i am, i know what u must be thinking!), and generally become horrible. Not only didnt he complain but he bought me and my friend dinner! I did play with his willy though, so its not all doom & gloom :DD

If only they were all so nice n easy, the world would be full of escorts and i wouldnt get no work!